1 00:00:03,913 --> 00:00:05,913 YO-O-O, JOE! 2 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:08,695 ♪ HE'LL FIGHT FOR FREEDOM WHEREVER THERE'S TROUBLE ♪ 3 00:00:08,782 --> 00:00:10,434 ♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE 4 00:00:10,521 --> 00:00:13,608 ♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪ 5 00:00:13,695 --> 00:00:16,652 ♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE 6 00:00:16,739 --> 00:00:19,217 ♪ IT'S G.I. JOE AGAINST COBRA THE ENEMY ♪ 7 00:00:19,304 --> 00:00:21,130 ♪ FIGHTING TO SAVE THE DAY 8 00:00:21,217 --> 00:00:24,565 ♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP, HE'S ALWAYS THERE ♪ 9 00:00:24,652 --> 00:00:27,695 ♪ FIGHTING FOR FREEDOM OVER LAND AND AIR ♪ 10 00:00:27,782 --> 00:00:30,695 ♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪ 11 00:00:30,782 --> 00:00:34,260 ♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE 12 00:00:34,347 --> 00:00:35,826 G.I. JOE IS THE CODE NAME 13 00:00:35,913 --> 00:00:39,217 FOR AMERICA'S DARING, HIGHLY TRAINED SPECIAL-MISSION FORCE. 14 00:00:39,304 --> 00:00:42,304 ITS PURPOSE -- TO DEFEND HUMAN FREEDOM AGAINST COBRA, 15 00:00:42,391 --> 00:00:44,391 A RUTHLESS TERRORIST ORGANIZATION 16 00:00:44,478 --> 00:00:46,956 DETERMINED TO RULE THE WORLD. 17 00:00:47,043 --> 00:00:48,304 ♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP 18 00:00:48,391 --> 00:00:50,304 ♪ HE'LL STAY TILL THE FIGHT'S WON ♪ 19 00:00:50,391 --> 00:00:52,173 ♪ G.I. JOE WILL DARE 20 00:00:52,260 --> 00:00:55,695 ♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪ 21 00:00:55,782 --> 00:01:00,391 ♪ G.I. JOE 22 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:02,652 [ THUNDER CRASHES ] 23 00:01:08,260 --> 00:01:10,869 Gung-Ho: I DON'T MIND BEING SHOT AT. 24 00:01:10,956 --> 00:01:13,347 I DON'T MIND EMERGENCY LANDINGS. 25 00:01:13,434 --> 00:01:15,565 I DON'T EVEN MIND CRASHING. 26 00:01:15,652 --> 00:01:17,652 BUT I HATE TURBULENCE. 27 00:01:17,739 --> 00:01:20,043 DON'T WORRY, GUNG-HO. 28 00:01:20,130 --> 00:01:22,086 WE'LL BE OUT OF IT PRETTY SOON. 29 00:01:22,173 --> 00:01:23,913 FLINT TO TOKYO BASE. 30 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:26,478 Flint to Tokyo base. Do you read me, Lady Jaye? 31 00:01:26,565 --> 00:01:27,739 Lady Jaye here. 32 00:01:27,826 --> 00:01:30,000 I READ YOU. WHAT IS YOUR STATUS? 33 00:01:30,086 --> 00:01:31,000 We're over Thailand. 34 00:01:31,086 --> 00:01:32,565 It's a bumpy ride, 35 00:01:32,652 --> 00:01:33,913 but the third world economic council delegates 36 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:36,086 are safe and sound. 37 00:01:36,173 --> 00:01:39,565 MUCH TO THE CHAGRIN OF COBRA, I IMAGINE. 38 00:01:39,652 --> 00:01:41,391 YEP, THE SNAKES ARE STAYING IN THE GRASS. 39 00:01:41,478 --> 00:01:43,652 See you in time for dinner. Flint signing off. 40 00:01:43,739 --> 00:01:46,043 YES. 41 00:01:46,130 --> 00:01:49,739 SNAKES STAY IN THE GRASS UNTIL THEY STRIKE. 42 00:01:49,826 --> 00:01:52,739 WILD WEASEL, ATTACK WHEN READY. 43 00:01:52,826 --> 00:01:54,782 WILD WEASEL HERE. WE'RE READY. 44 00:01:54,869 --> 00:01:57,173 I want prisoners. 45 00:01:57,260 --> 00:01:59,260 IF YOU INSIST. 46 00:02:02,173 --> 00:02:03,869 Flint: RELAX, GUNG-HO. 47 00:02:03,956 --> 00:02:06,304 PLANES DON'T CRASH BECAUSE OF TURBULENCE. 48 00:02:06,391 --> 00:02:08,260 YEAH, BUT THEY CRASH 49 00:02:08,347 --> 00:02:10,000 WHEN THEY'VE GOT RATTLERS ON THEIR TAIL. 50 00:02:10,086 --> 00:02:12,739 FIRE! 51 00:02:14,782 --> 00:02:16,869 WE'RE HIT! 52 00:02:16,956 --> 00:02:19,652 COBRA LEADER TO G.I. JOE -- 53 00:02:19,739 --> 00:02:22,913 LAND YOUR PLANE OR FACE THE CONSEQUENCES. 54 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:26,217 IT'S PRETTY COWARDLY TO ATTACK AN UNARMED PLANE, COBRA. 55 00:02:26,304 --> 00:02:27,565 BUT, THEN AGAIN, 56 00:02:27,652 --> 00:02:29,608 IT'S PROBABLY THE ONLY KIND YOU CAN SHOOT DOWN. 57 00:02:29,695 --> 00:02:33,000 YOU ARE TESTING MY PATIENCE, G.I. JOE. 58 00:02:33,086 --> 00:02:34,695 LAND OR DIE. 59 00:02:34,782 --> 00:02:38,173 IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED, THERE'S NO AIRFIELD AROUND HERE. 60 00:02:38,260 --> 00:02:40,260 THEN WE'LL MAKE ONE FOR YOU. 61 00:02:40,347 --> 00:02:44,478 COBRAS, FIRE ATG MISSILES IN CARPET FORMATION. 62 00:02:49,565 --> 00:02:53,130 THERE'S YOUR RUNWAY, G.I. JOE. NOW LAND! 63 00:02:57,434 --> 00:03:00,217 Gung-Ho: WHICH GATE WOULD YOU LIKE US TO PULL UP TO? 64 00:03:00,304 --> 00:03:02,739 JUST SIT TIGHT. 65 00:03:02,826 --> 00:03:06,347 WE'LL COME OUT AND GET YOU AND YOUR DISTINGUISHED PASSENGERS. 66 00:03:06,434 --> 00:03:08,217 Flint: SURE ENOUGH. 67 00:03:08,304 --> 00:03:10,217 TELL THE PASSENGERS TO GET READY. 68 00:03:10,304 --> 00:03:12,826 WILD WEASEL TO COBRA COMMANDER -- 69 00:03:12,913 --> 00:03:15,173 MISSION ACCOMPLISHED. 70 00:03:15,260 --> 00:03:18,565 All: COBRA! 71 00:03:19,956 --> 00:03:21,913 YO-O-O, JOE! 72 00:03:44,826 --> 00:03:46,608 THANKS, FLINT. 73 00:03:55,782 --> 00:03:57,391 Wild Weasel: COMMANDER, IT WAS A TRICK. 74 00:03:57,478 --> 00:04:00,956 THE JOES ARE ARMED. ATTACK! 75 00:04:02,956 --> 00:04:05,173 Ace: FORGET THAT ATTACK, COBRA. 76 00:04:05,260 --> 00:04:08,652 WE'RE DEALING THIS HAND FROM A STACKED DECK. 77 00:04:08,739 --> 00:04:10,304 WORRY ABOUT YOURSELF. 78 00:04:20,260 --> 00:04:23,826 GET READY TO CASH IN YOUR CHIPS. 79 00:04:23,913 --> 00:04:24,956 AAH! 80 00:04:33,043 --> 00:04:35,000 MOVE IT, COBRA. 81 00:04:35,086 --> 00:04:37,608 GET OVER THERE WITH YOUR PALS. 82 00:04:44,434 --> 00:04:47,347 [ CHUCKLES ] IT LOOKS LIKE THEY BOUGHT OUR RUSE. 83 00:04:47,434 --> 00:04:50,086 THE REAL DELEGATES JUST LANDED IN TOKYO. 84 00:04:50,173 --> 00:04:53,826 STICK TO UNARMED PLANES, COBRA. 85 00:04:53,913 --> 00:04:56,434 I WILL HAVE REVENGE. 86 00:04:56,521 --> 00:04:59,434 ANYTIME, BABY. ANYTIME. 87 00:04:59,521 --> 00:05:00,608 [ LAUGHS ] 88 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:09,956 THEY TRICKED US. 89 00:05:10,043 --> 00:05:13,000 THEY ARE LEARNING TOO MUCH FROM OUR METHODS. 90 00:05:13,086 --> 00:05:14,695 THEY HAVE TRICKS. 91 00:05:14,782 --> 00:05:17,260 BUT WE HAVE TRICKS WITHIN TRICKS. 92 00:05:17,347 --> 00:05:21,260 COOPERATION AMONG NATIONS IS DANGEROUS TO COBRA. 93 00:05:21,347 --> 00:05:24,913 THE ECONOMIC SUMMIT MUST BE STOPPED. 94 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:26,434 BUT HOW? 95 00:05:26,521 --> 00:05:29,260 THE CONFERENCE SITE WILL BE HEAVILY GUARDED BY THE JOES. 96 00:05:29,347 --> 00:05:31,695 I KNOW. 97 00:05:31,782 --> 00:05:34,000 AND THEREFORE THEY WILL BE GUARDING THE WRONG PLACE. 98 00:05:34,086 --> 00:05:36,086 [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] 99 00:05:50,086 --> 00:05:51,782 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] 100 00:06:00,130 --> 00:06:03,304 HOW DO THEY EVER RESOLVE ANYTHING AT THESE MEETINGS? 101 00:06:03,391 --> 00:06:06,173 THEY USUALLY DON'T. THEY JUST BLOW OFF STEAM. 102 00:06:06,260 --> 00:06:08,391 BETTER THAN COBRA BLOWING THEM AWAY. 103 00:06:08,478 --> 00:06:10,347 WHAT'S OUR REINFORCEMENT STATUS 104 00:06:10,434 --> 00:06:12,173 IN CASE SECURITY ISN'T STRONG ENOUGH? 105 00:06:12,260 --> 00:06:14,434 WE'VE PULLED IN EVERYONE WE'VE GOT 106 00:06:14,521 --> 00:06:16,043 EXCEPT BAZOOKA, QUICK KICK, 107 00:06:16,130 --> 00:06:18,173 AND THEIR TRAINEES IN HOKKAIDO. 108 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:34,000 HOW DID I DO, BAZOOKA-SAN? 109 00:06:34,086 --> 00:06:37,521 [ GROANS ] THAT'S IT FOR NOW. 110 00:06:41,826 --> 00:06:44,913 TEIKO GOT THE BETTER OF YOU. SO WHAT? 111 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:47,565 PHOOEY. 112 00:06:47,652 --> 00:06:51,391 FACE IT. YOUR FIGHTING STYLE IS TOO WESTERN. 113 00:06:51,478 --> 00:06:54,391 PUNCHING IS BETTER THAN JUDO. 114 00:06:54,478 --> 00:06:56,304 QUICK KICK, DID I INJURE HIM? 115 00:06:56,391 --> 00:06:58,043 [ Imitating Humphrey Bogart ] NO, SWEETHEART. 116 00:06:58,130 --> 00:07:00,391 YOU JUST GAVE HIM A BUMP IN THE PRIDE. 117 00:07:00,478 --> 00:07:03,000 OH? WHERE IS THE PRIDE? 118 00:07:07,347 --> 00:07:10,043 [ Imitating Alfred Hitchcock ] GOOD EVENING. 119 00:07:10,130 --> 00:07:12,913 WELCOME TO "BOMB THEATER." 120 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:15,956 IN THIS EPISODE, BAZOOKA, OUR BOMB EXPERT, 121 00:07:16,043 --> 00:07:19,043 MUST DISARM THE BOMB IN TIME, OR WE ALL DIE. 122 00:07:19,130 --> 00:07:20,695 [ CROWD MURMURS ] 123 00:07:20,782 --> 00:07:23,478 FIRST, BLUE. 124 00:07:23,565 --> 00:07:25,869 SECOND, UH... 125 00:07:25,956 --> 00:07:28,478 UH...RED. 126 00:07:28,565 --> 00:07:30,565 THEN, UM... 127 00:07:30,652 --> 00:07:32,043 [ Normal voice ] THERE'S ONLY ONE LEFT. 128 00:07:32,130 --> 00:07:35,391 RIGHT. UH... 129 00:07:37,782 --> 00:07:39,739 [ RUMBLING ] -WHAT? 130 00:07:48,782 --> 00:07:50,739 WH-O-OA! 131 00:07:53,130 --> 00:07:57,217 LOOK OUT! THE MOUNTAIN IS COMING DOWN! 132 00:08:11,826 --> 00:08:14,956 EVADE! EVADE! 133 00:08:28,739 --> 00:08:31,347 THE QUAKE IS OVER. 134 00:08:31,434 --> 00:08:32,478 EVERYBODY MAKE IT? 135 00:08:32,565 --> 00:08:36,086 EVERYBODY IS HERE... EXCEPT BAZOOKA. 136 00:08:36,173 --> 00:08:38,347 HE'S GONE. 137 00:08:38,434 --> 00:08:42,173 HE WAS A GOOD MAN -- NO BOMB EXPERT, BUT A GOOD MAN. 138 00:08:42,260 --> 00:08:43,565 I'LL MISS HIM. 139 00:08:43,652 --> 00:08:44,826 Bazooka: THROW SOME ROPE! 140 00:08:44,913 --> 00:08:46,304 BAZOOKA? 141 00:08:50,869 --> 00:08:52,608 [ GRUNTING ] 142 00:08:52,695 --> 00:08:55,521 MAYBE GREEN, THEN RED. 143 00:08:55,608 --> 00:08:56,826 [ Laughing ] FIGURE IT OUT LATER. 144 00:08:56,913 --> 00:08:59,347 WE'VE GOT TO GET TO TOKYO. 145 00:09:02,956 --> 00:09:05,521 THE EARTHQUAKE TEST WENT PERFECTLY. 146 00:09:05,608 --> 00:09:08,521 G.I. JOE'S TRAINING CAMP IS IN RUINS. 147 00:09:08,608 --> 00:09:12,695 THE CAMP IS NOTHING. THE NEXT TARGET IS TOKYO. 148 00:09:12,782 --> 00:09:15,434 BUT FIRST WE NEED SOME INFORMATION. 149 00:09:15,521 --> 00:09:17,130 LEAVE THAT TO ME. 150 00:09:23,521 --> 00:09:26,739 FLINT, THE HOKKAIDO QUAKE WAS 8 ON THE RICHTER SCALE. 151 00:09:26,826 --> 00:09:28,000 EVERYTHING WAS LEVELED. 152 00:09:28,086 --> 00:09:29,434 I DON'T GET IT. 153 00:09:29,521 --> 00:09:32,260 THERE ARE NO ACTIVE FAULTS IN THAT AREA. 154 00:09:32,347 --> 00:09:34,478 AND BAZOOKA THOUGHT HE HEARD SOME EXPLOSIONS 155 00:09:34,565 --> 00:09:36,608 JUST BEFORE THE QUAKE STARTED. 156 00:09:36,695 --> 00:09:39,521 OH, THEN IT WASN'T A NATURAL PHENOMENON. 157 00:09:39,608 --> 00:09:41,086 IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE. 158 00:09:41,173 --> 00:09:42,869 YOU KNOW, JAPANESE SCIENTISTS 159 00:09:42,956 --> 00:09:45,043 ARE TRYING TO PREVENT MAJOR EARTHQUAKES 160 00:09:45,130 --> 00:09:47,434 BY SETTING OFF PRECISELY PLACED EXPLOSIONS. 161 00:09:47,521 --> 00:09:49,521 AND COBRA MIGHT HAVE FIGURED OUT 162 00:09:49,608 --> 00:09:52,304 HOW TO CAUSE EARTHQUAKES WITH EXPLOSIONS. 163 00:09:52,391 --> 00:09:53,521 RIGHT. 164 00:09:53,608 --> 00:09:55,608 WHEN BAZOOKA GETS HERE, I WANT YOU BOTH 165 00:09:55,695 --> 00:09:58,217 TO MEET WITH JAPAN'S LEADING SEISMOLOGIST. 166 00:09:58,304 --> 00:10:01,739 Flint: HIS NAME IS DR. MORITA. 167 00:10:01,826 --> 00:10:04,478 FOR SECURITY REASONS, WE'VE ARRANGED THE MEETING 168 00:10:04,565 --> 00:10:07,739 AT AN ANCIENT SHINTO SHRINE ON THE OUTSKIRTS OF THE CITY. 169 00:10:07,826 --> 00:10:09,913 FANCY. 170 00:10:15,739 --> 00:10:17,652 SHOES OFF. 171 00:10:25,260 --> 00:10:26,652 THAT MUST BE DR. MORITA. 172 00:10:33,391 --> 00:10:34,478 HEY! 173 00:10:39,347 --> 00:10:41,782 THERE THEY ARE. 174 00:10:49,826 --> 00:10:51,043 [ PANTING ] 175 00:10:51,130 --> 00:10:53,391 THERE'S GOT TO BE A TOP FLOOR TO THIS THING. 176 00:10:56,347 --> 00:10:58,217 DR. MORITA. 177 00:10:58,304 --> 00:10:59,521 HUH? 178 00:10:59,608 --> 00:11:01,521 WAIT! YOU GUYS AREN'T PRIESTS. 179 00:11:01,608 --> 00:11:03,782 SO NICE OF YOU TO COME RESCUE ME. 180 00:11:03,869 --> 00:11:05,260 STORM SHADOW. 181 00:11:15,304 --> 00:11:16,608 AAH! 182 00:11:16,695 --> 00:11:19,304 DISPOSE OF THEM. THEY ARE NOT WORTHY OF MY EFFORT. 183 00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:29,217 LADY JAYE! 184 00:11:29,304 --> 00:11:30,956 AAH! 185 00:11:41,521 --> 00:11:43,521 GOOD RIDE. 186 00:11:45,739 --> 00:11:47,173 UH-OH. 187 00:11:47,260 --> 00:11:48,652 Man: GET THEM! 188 00:11:48,739 --> 00:11:50,478 [ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ] 189 00:11:50,565 --> 00:11:51,782 GET THEM! 190 00:12:00,739 --> 00:12:02,391 QUICK KICK! 191 00:12:02,478 --> 00:12:03,739 YOU'RE LATE. 192 00:12:03,826 --> 00:12:06,347 RUSH-HOUR TRAFFIC. 193 00:12:08,130 --> 00:12:09,434 [ Imitating James Cagney ] COME ON, YOU DIRTY RAT. 194 00:12:09,521 --> 00:12:11,217 COME ON AND GET ME. 195 00:12:12,086 --> 00:12:15,695 YOUR CONFIDENCE IS TOO GREAT. 196 00:12:20,043 --> 00:12:22,086 YOUR OWN FORCE HAS DEFEATED YOU. 197 00:12:22,173 --> 00:12:24,478 I HAVE ESCAPED. 198 00:12:24,565 --> 00:12:26,304 [ LAUGHS ] 199 00:12:26,391 --> 00:12:28,826 YOU TWO GO AFTER THEM. 200 00:12:28,913 --> 00:12:32,260 I'M GONNA FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENED TO THE REAL DR. MORITA. 201 00:12:35,391 --> 00:12:36,782 IN THERE. 202 00:12:39,956 --> 00:12:42,695 [ TIRES SCREECH ] 203 00:12:44,565 --> 00:12:46,000 MOVIES? 204 00:12:46,086 --> 00:12:49,086 NOT MOVIES -- BUNRAKU -- PUPPETS. 205 00:12:52,391 --> 00:12:53,173 DEAD END. 206 00:12:53,260 --> 00:12:55,130 [ DOOR CREAKS ] -LISTEN. 207 00:12:57,739 --> 00:12:59,304 WHO'S HERE? 208 00:12:59,391 --> 00:13:00,434 LOOK OUT! 209 00:13:06,173 --> 00:13:10,521 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO DO BETTER THAN THAT, STORM SHADOW. 210 00:13:10,608 --> 00:13:13,434 [ LAUGHS ] YOU'VE GOT THE WRONG GUY. 211 00:13:13,521 --> 00:13:15,739 STORM SHADOW DROPPED OUT OF SIGHT FOR A WHILE. 212 00:13:15,826 --> 00:13:18,565 [ LAUGHS ] AND SO WILL YOU. 213 00:13:18,652 --> 00:13:19,782 SCRAP IRON. 214 00:13:21,130 --> 00:13:23,391 -WHOA! -WHOA! 215 00:13:26,217 --> 00:13:28,608 WHAT DO WE DO? 216 00:13:28,695 --> 00:13:31,695 FIND A WAY OUT, IF THERE IS ONE. 217 00:13:31,782 --> 00:13:36,217 JUST IN CASE YOU GET LONELY, I'M SENDING MY PAL DOWN. 218 00:13:36,304 --> 00:13:38,956 HE'S A REAL DYNAMITE GUY. 219 00:13:39,043 --> 00:13:41,521 A BOMB. I'LL DISARM IT. 220 00:13:41,608 --> 00:13:43,260 OVER MY DEAD BODY. 221 00:13:43,347 --> 00:13:44,739 HEY. 222 00:13:44,826 --> 00:13:47,652 COME ON. LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. 223 00:13:47,739 --> 00:13:49,000 [ BEEPING ] 224 00:13:49,086 --> 00:13:50,478 HEAD TOWARD THE LIGHT. 225 00:13:50,565 --> 00:13:52,695 MOVE. 226 00:13:54,565 --> 00:13:56,565 HOLD ON TIGHT. 227 00:14:04,608 --> 00:14:07,956 BAZOOKA, YOU OKAY? 228 00:14:08,043 --> 00:14:11,478 YEAH. HAVE A BANANA? 229 00:14:11,565 --> 00:14:14,217 Lady Jaye: FLINT, I'M AT DR. MORITA'S HOUSE. 230 00:14:14,304 --> 00:14:16,478 THE PLACE IS A SHAMBLES. 231 00:14:16,565 --> 00:14:19,347 BUT I THINK I'VE GOT WHAT WE'RE LOOKING FOR. 232 00:14:19,434 --> 00:14:23,173 I FOUND A SEISMIC STUDY MAP. IT MIGHT BE IMPORTANT. 233 00:14:23,260 --> 00:14:25,260 FLINT: Grab it and get out of there. 234 00:14:25,347 --> 00:14:29,173 I'M SORRY, BUT THIS IS NOT A LENDING LIBRARY. 235 00:14:29,260 --> 00:14:31,565 HOWEVER, I'M ABOUT TO GIVE YOU 236 00:14:31,652 --> 00:14:34,000 SOMETHING THAT IS LONG OVERDUE. 237 00:14:34,086 --> 00:14:36,043 OH. WHY -- 238 00:14:36,130 --> 00:14:39,260 [ LAUGHS ] RELAX, LADY JAYE. STOP FIGHTING. 239 00:14:39,347 --> 00:14:42,565 THE MORE YOU STRUGGLE, THE TIGHTER THE NET BECOMES. 240 00:14:44,086 --> 00:14:48,521 NOW, PERHAPS YOU WOULD LIKE TO MEET THE REAL DR. MORITA. 241 00:14:48,608 --> 00:14:50,478 HE HAS BEEN MOST RELUCTANT 242 00:14:50,565 --> 00:14:53,173 TO GIVE US THE INFORMATION WE WANT. 243 00:14:53,260 --> 00:14:56,652 BUT FORTUNATELY YOU FOUND THE BOOK WE NEED. 244 00:14:56,739 --> 00:14:58,347 [ BEEPING ] 245 00:14:58,434 --> 00:14:59,869 LADY JAYE'S IN TROUBLE. 246 00:14:59,956 --> 00:15:02,000 SHE'S ACTIVATED HER HOMING DEVICE. 247 00:15:02,086 --> 00:15:04,695 QUICK KICK, I WANT YOU, BAZOOKA, AND TEIKO 248 00:15:04,782 --> 00:15:07,086 TO FOLLOW HER SIGNAL AND RESCUE HER. 249 00:15:15,565 --> 00:15:18,565 OH, BOY. LAND MINE. 250 00:15:18,652 --> 00:15:20,478 I'LL DISARM IT. 251 00:15:20,565 --> 00:15:21,782 LEAVE IT, BAZOOKA. 252 00:15:21,869 --> 00:15:25,217 UH, YEAH. WELL, OKAY. 253 00:15:44,521 --> 00:15:47,782 LADY JAYE IS IN THERE. LET'S MOVE. 254 00:15:50,782 --> 00:15:54,652 I CAN'T SAY A LOT FOR THE ACCOMMODATIONS. 255 00:15:54,739 --> 00:15:56,695 Cobra Commander: TUT, TUT, LADY JAYE. 256 00:15:56,782 --> 00:16:00,173 WE NEVER HAD ANY COMPLAINTS FROM OUR OTHER GUESTS. 257 00:16:00,260 --> 00:16:03,260 NEVER MIND. IT'S ALMOST CHECKOUT TIME. 258 00:16:03,347 --> 00:16:07,521 IN TWO HOURS, TOKYO WILL BE DESTROYED BY AN EARTHQUAKE. 259 00:16:07,608 --> 00:16:10,826 WHICH WILL SET OFF A TIDAL WAVE THAT WILL FLOOD THIS ISLAND. 260 00:16:10,913 --> 00:16:12,521 LOOK AT IT THIS WAY. 261 00:16:12,608 --> 00:16:15,826 YOU WILL OUTLIVE YOUR FRIENDS BY ROUGHLY TWO MINUTES. 262 00:16:15,913 --> 00:16:17,608 HOPE WE'RE NOT LATE, FOLKS. 263 00:16:17,695 --> 00:16:21,608 NOT AT ALL. YOUR TIMING IS SUPERB. 264 00:16:21,695 --> 00:16:23,652 HABU SNAKES MAY BE SMALL, 265 00:16:23,739 --> 00:16:26,782 BUT THEIR POISON IS QUITE SUFFICIENT. 266 00:16:26,869 --> 00:16:28,869 [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] 267 00:16:37,608 --> 00:16:40,043 OH. 268 00:16:40,130 --> 00:16:44,521 ALL THINGS CONSIDERED, I'D RATHER BE WITH THESE SNAKES 269 00:16:44,608 --> 00:16:46,478 THAN THE ONES THAT JUST LEFT. 270 00:16:50,956 --> 00:16:52,173 Quick Kick: YEAH. 271 00:16:52,260 --> 00:16:55,391 AT LEAST THESE KNOW WHEN THEY'RE NOT WANTED. 272 00:17:01,956 --> 00:17:03,478 Flint: DR. MORITA HAS PINPOINTED 273 00:17:03,565 --> 00:17:05,782 WHERE COBRA MUST HAVE PLANTED THE BOMBS. 274 00:17:05,869 --> 00:17:09,652 BAZOOKA AND TEIKO, GO TO THE TOSHOGU SHRINE. 275 00:17:09,739 --> 00:17:10,913 QUICK KICK AND GUNG-HO, 276 00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:15,565 THE GREAT BUDDHA IN KAMAKURA IS ALL YOURS. 277 00:17:15,652 --> 00:17:18,478 LADY JAYE AND I ARE HEADING FOR MOUNT FUJI. 278 00:17:18,565 --> 00:17:20,869 Bazooka: IN CHARGE. 279 00:17:20,956 --> 00:17:23,217 YOU DON'T HAVE TO REMIND ME. 280 00:17:30,043 --> 00:17:31,739 Both: YO-O-O, JOE! 281 00:17:40,173 --> 00:17:43,000 ACCORDING TO DR. MORITA, IT SHOULD BE RIGHT ABOUT... 282 00:17:43,086 --> 00:17:45,391 [ BEEPING ] -HERE. 283 00:17:49,347 --> 00:17:54,086 ONE DOWN...TWO TO GO. 284 00:17:55,695 --> 00:17:56,695 THERE IT IS. 285 00:17:56,782 --> 00:17:58,043 [ GRUNTING ] 286 00:17:59,521 --> 00:18:01,608 CAREFUL. 287 00:18:04,391 --> 00:18:06,913 WHOA! 288 00:18:11,086 --> 00:18:14,434 THAT'S WHAT I CALL CATCHING A BOMB IN THE END ZONE. 289 00:18:16,173 --> 00:18:18,260 IT'S HIDDEN, BUT WHERE? 290 00:18:22,652 --> 00:18:25,391 LOOK. FOUND THE BOMB. 291 00:18:26,739 --> 00:18:28,217 EVERYBODY READY? 292 00:18:28,304 --> 00:18:30,217 TEIKO: One minute to go. 293 00:18:30,304 --> 00:18:32,739 FIRST, RED. 294 00:18:35,956 --> 00:18:40,434 NEXT, BLUE. 295 00:18:43,652 --> 00:18:45,130 QUICK KICK: Okay, there are two left. 296 00:18:45,217 --> 00:18:46,521 Which one do we cut next? 297 00:18:46,608 --> 00:18:48,695 UH, YELLOW. 298 00:18:48,782 --> 00:18:51,130 OR -- OR IS IT BLACK? 299 00:18:52,782 --> 00:18:55,043 WE'RE ALMOST OUT OF TIME. 300 00:18:55,130 --> 00:18:57,739 No, no, yellow. 301 00:18:59,434 --> 00:19:01,217 NO. IT'S BLACK. 302 00:19:05,217 --> 00:19:07,260 I THINK I KNOW WHAT COMES NEXT. 303 00:19:08,391 --> 00:19:09,608 YEAH, YELLOW. 304 00:19:17,782 --> 00:19:21,347 THE BOMB -- GONNA BLOW. 305 00:19:21,434 --> 00:19:22,739 MAYBE NOT. 306 00:19:28,130 --> 00:19:30,000 GOOD. 307 00:19:30,086 --> 00:19:31,173 [ GIGGLES ] 308 00:19:31,260 --> 00:19:34,739 FINALLY, I GOT YOU TO SAY SOMETHING NICE. 309 00:19:43,130 --> 00:19:45,217 HIT THE STREET, JOES. 310 00:19:54,304 --> 00:19:56,521 YOU SAVED MY LIFE. 311 00:19:56,608 --> 00:19:57,956 NOT YET. 312 00:20:01,217 --> 00:20:04,347 I'LL TRY TO MAKE THIS AS PAINFUL AS POSSIBLE. 313 00:20:05,826 --> 00:20:07,608 JUMP! 314 00:20:07,695 --> 00:20:10,608 AAH! 315 00:20:12,478 --> 00:20:13,826 PARTNERS? 316 00:20:13,913 --> 00:20:15,130 PARTNERS. 317 00:20:19,260 --> 00:20:22,043 Bazooka: [ GROANS ] I CAN'T EAT THIS STUFF. 318 00:20:22,130 --> 00:20:25,608 Flint: WELL, EVERYBODY, THE CONFERENCE WAS A SUCCESS. 319 00:20:25,695 --> 00:20:28,130 EVERYBODY SEEMED TO PUT AWAY THEIR NARROW-MINDEDNESS 320 00:20:28,217 --> 00:20:29,565 AND AGREE ON A FEW THINGS. 321 00:20:29,652 --> 00:20:30,913 IT WAS GREAT TO SEE, 322 00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:33,260 AND NONE OF IT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED 323 00:20:33,347 --> 00:20:35,391 IF WE HADN'T STOPPED COBRA. 324 00:20:35,478 --> 00:20:38,347 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATION ] 325 00:20:38,434 --> 00:20:40,652 OCTOPUS? YUCK. 326 00:20:40,739 --> 00:20:42,260 IT IS A DELICACY. 327 00:20:42,347 --> 00:20:43,913 JUST EAT IT, BAZOOKA. 328 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:46,260 PHOOEY. HAMBURGER'S BETTER. 329 00:20:46,347 --> 00:20:49,304 HAMBURGER? YUCK. 330 00:20:49,391 --> 00:20:50,695 [ GAGS ] 331 00:20:50,782 --> 00:20:53,434 THERE ARE SOME GAPS THAT JUST CAN'T BE BRIDGED. 332 00:20:53,521 --> 00:20:56,608 THEY DON'T REALLY EXPECT US TO EAT THIS, DO THEY? 333 00:20:56,695 --> 00:20:59,521 OH, COME ON, FLINT. BE A LITTLE OPEN-MINDED. 334 00:20:59,608 --> 00:21:02,608 MY MIND IS OPEN. IT'S MY MOUTH THAT'S SHUT. 335 00:21:02,695 --> 00:21:05,130 Shh. YOU'LL OFFEND OUR HOSTS. 336 00:21:05,217 --> 00:21:08,130 UGH. I THINK IT JUST GRABBED MY CHOPSTICKS. 337 00:21:08,217 --> 00:21:10,608 WAIT TILL IT GETS TO YOUR STOMACH. 338 00:21:10,695 --> 00:21:12,347 GUYS, IT WON'T HURT YOU. 339 00:21:12,434 --> 00:21:15,913 NO WAY AM I GONNA EAT AN OCTOPUS.